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what is he, a member of the talking heads? [05 Jun 2006|07:19pm]
Liz: I think I've had pneumonia for like 2 months.
Laura: It might be staph.
Liz: Yeah definitely some sort of coccus in my throat.
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[17 Mar 2006|12:07am]
BillyHasProblems: what the crunk is virgin wool?!
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[21 Aug 2005|01:11am]
HyperYoda85: A good poet can't discuss the intracicies of his poem
HyperYoda85: he lives it open for interpretation
HyperYoda85: leaves*
meno di tre: im gonna interpret your face with my fist in a minute.
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tee hee [30 Jun 2005|08:12pm]
violentPOP: it makes my pants all sorts of uncomfortable
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liz talking about laura [24 Jun 2005|10:44pm]
Pythagoraspanda: oh youre so hot
Pythagoraspanda: jesus
Pythagoraspanda: stop
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[04 Jun 2005|12:38am]
karyn: obviously, our vaginas arent boats
laura: they may be the size of boats, but they are not made of wood.
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[30 May 2005|01:35am]
violentPOP: who is mark!
violentPOP: who is mark
violentPOP: who is mark?
violentPOP: tell me when i restart
violentPOP signed off at 1:35:14 AM.
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ways to pay for prom tickets [03 May 2005|07:56pm]
samanthia44: to piss her off someone should call and ask if she takes VISA
meno di tre: that would be me
meno di tre: "can i put this on my gold card?"
samanthia44: haha DO IT
meno di tre: "paypal?"
samanthia44: JCPenny's charge card
meno di tre: ScotiaBank AmEx
samanthia44: haha yeah swiss account
samanthia44: food stamps
meno di tre: bridge card!
meno di tre: hahahaha
meno di tre: pay with human flesh
samanthia44: her flesh
samanthia44: bring in a basket of fruit and a live chicken
meno di tre: forty acres and a mule
meno di tre: inconvienient AND offensive
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[01 May 2005|09:31pm]
NamelessNotion: they really over do razor comercials
NamelessNotion: 3 blades, micro boast ... nitro wtf
NamelessNotion: that's a car
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though, my personal favourite was when you told me you had to juice your carrot. [30 Apr 2005|11:54am]
NamelessNotion: ::sniff::sniff:: i need a shower >.<
meno di tre: hahahahhaa
meno di tre: never say youre sniffing yourself before you tell me you need a shower, kay?
NamelessNotion: ok :-[
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nicolas talks about being a snake [21 Apr 2005|03:44pm]
nicolas: I think the only bad thing would be those times that would normally be a bad hair day would probably be a bad body day..Id be like...My mid section is in a knot! darn body tangles!!
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im special. [18 Apr 2005|11:53pm]
meno di tre: WAIT
meno di tre: WE GO FOR FREE
meno di tre: WHAT
meno di tre: ARE YOU KIDDING
meno di tre: cause i would pee myself if we did.
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[17 Apr 2005|01:33am]
MMM PAINT CHIPS: my butt is very butt-colored
MMM PAINT CHIPS: which is white
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i am not *ADVANCED* enough for tom waits [10 Apr 2005|11:50pm]
ah, ze quote o' ze day

"Dude... if you put a popsicle in your cunt"
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[07 Apr 2005|06:09pm]
SpankyLL: Perhaps I could just bring a jar of pickles, fitted appropriately within a satin dress, as my date.
SpankyLL: That'd be pretty sexy, after all.
meno di tre: what if you dropped it?
meno di tre: pickles EVERYWHERE
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[04 Apr 2005|10:04pm]
anamazingcow: i shot a fry out of my nose, that's how we became friends



the best part?

hes talking about the guy who plays guitar in taking back sunday
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[10 Mar 2005|09:03pm]
meno di tre: i know how to play their song
meno di tre: on my synthesizer
meno di tre: and it goes boop beep boopboop beep booopboop beep boop beep boop boop beep boop boop
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[08 Mar 2005|07:54pm]
Pythagoraspanda: maureen said "how retarded is that" today
meno di tre: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
meno di tre: weve rubbed off on her too hard
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[08 Mar 2005|12:34am]
meno di tre: where was i when you had this encounter with my rack?
myfilthysecret: i grabbed one for like a second
meno di tre: ...why dont i remember that
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[04 Mar 2005|10:23am]
Laura-this burgers over in no time says:
i gotta go whore myself out and buy a synthesizer.
It hurts to be so gangsta......seriously says:
awww....
It hurts to be so gangsta......seriously says:
I thought you had the finances on lock
Laura-this burgers over in no time says:
actually im just taking out a loan from the first national bank of aunt pammy
Laura-this burgers over in no time says:
FNBAP
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